Foodchive for November, 2009

[Thanksgiving tips] Possibly the world’s greatest “how to cook a turkey” video. Ever. Best. Dimebag that peppa.

Written by Jesus on November 26th, 2009 · 184 views

Did you know that Coolio is a masterful chef??

Punks:

  • love how the other dude goes huh? after coolio says all eight of them
  • omfg im fuckin crying im laughing so hard!!
    K3MON BRING YO ASS 2 THA TABL3!,SHIAN3 BRING YO ASS 2 THA TABL3!
    SHAKAZULU MUTHAFUCKA!!!

  • lmao best comment here goes… i like what ur doing with this cooking series its full of common related jokes and nice laughs ur doing coolie keep up the good work.
  • All I could win is a fucking autographed BELL PEPPER?! Fuck you Coolio!!!!
  • [Meal Chooser] Not sure what garbage to eat? We’ll help!

    Written by onionrings on November 18th, 2009 · 253 views

    Announcing the Foodenator Food Pickenator!

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    [Candy] What’s so fun about the Fun Size?

    Written by MississippiStyleVanillaSweetcheeks on November 5th, 2009 · 183 views

    Here at Foodenator, we’ve decided there is NOTHING fun about fun size candy. Fun just means cheap-ass. Seriously. Here’s our analysis of a Fun Size M&M bag..

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    To this gal.. YELLOW is fun. The rest are too goddamn serious. Screw you, M&Ms.

    [How to] Make a Sandwich like a Complete Dbag

    Written by onionrings on November 3rd, 2009 · 206 views

    Mr Bean has nothing to do with food, most of the time. Today, bean puts hits nuts on the line and makes a sandwich.

    [Chicken Wangs] How to eat Chicken Wings like a world class eater.

    Written by onionrings on November 3rd, 2009 · 210 views

    [will be retro] Coke Blak is Back! #DIY

    Written by MississippiStyleVanillaSweetcheeks on November 2nd, 2009 · 171 views
    Coke Blak from Blak in the Day

    Coke Blak from Blak in the Day

    In case you miss that stuff Coke was peddling a couple of years ago, Foodenator chemists have been working on reverse engineering (also known as revenging) the formula. After spending hundreds of thousands of dollars and 11 months, it turns out the solution is quite simple.

    1. Take one can of coke, drink or pour about half of it off.
    2. Add one package of Crystal Light tea-to-go mixture. Let it fizz and foam so that you don’t overflow on the next step.
    3. Pour in some cold coffee to top off the can.

    Walla! You know have Coke Blak and don’t need to search of it on the Black Market or order it from suspicious Chinese websites.