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Burning questions!!! Would you hit it? We used to think, hey, she’s kinda hot – Giada gets the Foodenator Tramp Stamp of Approval. Then we found these images of her cavernous cleavage. The tables have turned – Giada DeLaurentis, congratulations – you have been upgraded to Foodenator Fingerlicious!

Popularity: 28%

Two of the best things to come from trees are almonds and bananas. The best thing to come from trees are Talking Three Toed Sloths. I had the good fortune of running into a well-groomed gentleman sloth named Devin at a shisha bar the other day, and he shared with me this delicious recipe.
Recipe:

Ingredients
1 medium handful of raw almonds
1 medium banana
Directions
Open the banana. Use a “well-made” banana and open it using the “normal” method, which leaves your hand making contact with the banana peel and allowing the banana innards to make contact with the imbibing orifice.
Insert a few almonds into said orifice.
Chew.
Taste.
Swallow.

Calories: About 210.
Awesomeness: Variable, for this reporter, a 9.8 out of 10!
Warning: This recipe may contain tree nuts, or ingredients processed in the same facility that handles tree nuts. If you have tree nut allergies, you may experience a reaction just reading this article, and this article should probably not be read.

Popularity: 30%

In this video we find out how to pull on your noodle. There are several “noodle pull” tricks you must know, however. They do not name them in the video but this is the list of them.

Popularity: 8%