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Cats are tasty! Would you?

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One simple question: WOULD YOU EAT IT?

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FOODNATE QUIZ TIME:  name your favorite donut hole munchkin popem!

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fried cheek of tuna is delicious!

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Yup, we finally are prepared to answer this burning question: “What are cupcake cannons, and should I be afraid?” . Until recently, these had nothing to do with food what-so-ever.

What are they.
Lets break it down. Cupcake Cannons are, by definition, steampunk contraptions physically modified to fire a variety of inanimate objects, in projectile form.

Should you be afraid.
I am not even going to justify that as a question. What the hell is scary about a cupcake? Here’s the Exact reason you should wish, nay – PRAY for a cupcake cannon in your near future.

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To keep it short and sweet – your food is bad when its zombi-fied! Watch out.

Zombie food is a viral disease that only affects food – because food is not alive – and it is currently a big danger in the south. As summer progresses up north – beware of zombie food. It won’t be a problem for your health, but man will it STINK.

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Under a new law against animal abuse in China, individuals in caught eating either cat or dog meat could face a fine of 5,000 yuan (approximately $735) or up to 15 days in prison. Businesses involved in the practice could be fined up to 500,000 yuan (or $7,325), according to the Times Online.

The draft going to Parliament in April would be first law against animal abuse by a new, increasingly animal-loving Chinese society that no longer has the taste for canine and feline meat.

Dog meat appeared in Chinese cuisine as early as the third century B.C. and is long believed to provide warmth to those who eat it. Restaurants offering dog — or “fragrant meat” as it’s often poetically referred to — appear throughout the entire nation. Its “warming” property makes it particularly popular in winter stews and the frigid northeastern region of China.

Cat meat, however, is primarily consumed by the people of the southern Guangdong province. Cat is not as popular because of an old superstition that the feline will come back at night to retaliate.

Waking up to a vengeful minx? No thanks. We’ll leave the tail-wagging eating to Andrew Zimmern and Anthony Bourdain.

source: slashfood

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Did you know that Coolio is a masterful chef??

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All I could win is a fucking autographed BELL PEPPER?! Fuck you Coolio!!!!

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A “brown bag” meeting refers to a meeting that occurs during lunch, but lunch will not be provided by the company. As a brown bag attendee you will be missing out on your lunch break and are forced to bring your own lunch. If you do not bring your own lunch, you are shit out of luck.

This is one of the worst lunch ideas ever. The inventor should be shot.

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