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The Perfect Omelette!!!! How to cook a French Omelette, by Julia Childs.

Jesus — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 15:28:35 +0000

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Hot fire

Mixing Bowl

Salt and Pepper

Eggs

Proper Omelette Pan

Butter

lots of Booze

No words can describe this magic. Follow the greatest chef of all time as she boozes her way through an omelette!!!!!!

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[Exotic Foods] Guess the Secret Ingredient in this Sandwich! (hint, its cat)

Jesus — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 13:39:44 +0000

Cats are tasty! Would you?

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[Would you eat it?] Sammich in a can!

Jesus — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 15:16:12 +0000

One simple question: WOULD YOU EAT IT?

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[Poll time] What is your favorite munchkin flav?

Jesus — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 16:15:23 +0000

FOODNATE QUIZ TIME: name your favorite donut hole munchkin popem!

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TUNA TIME – from the mouths of experts

Jesus — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 17:54:44 +0000

fried cheek of tuna is delicious!

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[Mail Bag] Today’s Question: Cupcake Cannons – are they real?

Jesus — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 17:56:33 +0000

Yup, we finally are prepared to answer this burning question: “What are cupcake cannons, and should I be afraid?” . Until recently, these had nothing to do with food what-so-ever.

What are they.
Lets break it down. Cupcake Cannons are, by definition, steampunk contraptions physically modified to fire a variety of inanimate objects, in projectile form.

Should you be afraid.
I am not even going to justify that as a question. What the hell is scary about a cupcake? Here’s the Exact reason you should wish, nay – PRAY for a cupcake cannon in your near future.

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[Tip Time] How do you know when food is bad? Here’s a guide.

Jesus — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 17:24:08 +0000

To keep it short and sweet – your food is bad when its zombi-fied! Watch out.

Zombie food is a viral disease that only affects food – because food is not alive – and it is currently a big danger in the south. As summer progresses up north – beware of zombie food. It won’t be a problem for your health, but man will it STINK.

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[Gossip] Baby Ruth’s mom was a slut

Jesus — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:47:41 +0000

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[BREAKING] Food Alert – China to stop eating dogs and cats!

Jesus — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:36:12 +0000

Under a new law against animal abuse in China, individuals in caught eating either cat or dog meat could face a fine of 5,000 yuan (approximately $735) or up to 15 days in prison. Businesses involved in the practice could be fined up to 500,000 yuan (or $7,325), according to the Times Online.

The draft going to Parliament in April would be first law against animal abuse by a new, increasingly animal-loving Chinese society that no longer has the taste for canine and feline meat.

Dog meat appeared in Chinese cuisine as early as the third century B.C. and is long believed to provide warmth to those who eat it. Restaurants offering dog — or “fragrant meat” as it’s often poetically referred to — appear throughout the entire nation. Its “warming” property makes it particularly popular in winter stews and the frigid northeastern region of China.

Cat meat, however, is primarily consumed by the people of the southern Guangdong province. Cat is not as popular because of an old superstition that the feline will come back at night to retaliate.

Waking up to a vengeful minx? No thanks. We’ll leave the tail-wagging eating to Andrew Zimmern and Anthony Bourdain.

source: slashfood

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[Thanksgiving tips] Possibly the world’s greatest “how to cook a turkey” video. Ever. Best. Dimebag that peppa.

Jesus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:37:20 +0000

Did you know that Coolio is a masterful chef??

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love how the other dude goes huh? after coolio says all eight of them

omfg im fuckin crying im laughing so hard!!
K3MON BRING YO ASS 2 THA TABL3!,SHIAN3 BRING YO ASS 2 THA TABL3!
SHAKAZULU MUTHAFUCKA!!!

lmao best comment here goes… i like what ur doing with this cooking series its full of common related jokes and nice laughs ur doing coolie keep up the good work.

All I could win is a fucking autographed BELL PEPPER?! Fuck you Coolio!!!!
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