Ever wonder what you should cook? Listen to this screaming guy! We like to skip around in the video and pick 3 of his top screams. Like “HAMBURGER” “CHEESE” “ARCTIC CHAR” and come up with a dish.

You try now!

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According to Foodenator Expert Statisticians, the top things you people are looking for lately are :

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Foodenator Labs, Inc, recently got their sticky fingers on an upcoming breakthrough snack from Nabisco. Code named “Ass Kickers” – the product is standard Cheez-Its infused with fresh cracked black pepper – a blend of Malabar and Tellicherry peppercorns. The spokesperson we talked to explains, “the beauty of the snack is not the pepper-cheese combination, its the salt-pepper combo that brings people back to their basic spice desire.”

Our food scientists were so excited about the new release that they came up with their own recipe. See below..

Ass Kicker Cheez-Its - pepper infused cheesey goodness!

Ass-Kicker Cheez-Its
Ingredients:

Pepper

Instructions:
Place crackers on a plate or cutting board. Add pepper.

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Announcing the Foodenator Food Pickenator!

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Mr Bean has nothing to do with food, most of the time. Today, bean puts hits nuts on the line and makes a sandwich.

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After this tipoff from PAO food experts, Foodenator Editor in Chief went on a little hunt for the world’s nerdiest burger, aka, the Windows 7 Whopper. Yeah – 7 burgs, to celebrate a new Window on the World.

Peanut Gallery:

“I choked on my chicken”

“Meat. Its meat. My god, its meat.”

“NO onion rings?”

“Needs more mayo. Those Japanese don’t know what they are doing”

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Shimps are Jerks. Jerk them back!

Serves: 4 to 6
Prep time: 15 minutes
Marinating time: 30 to 45 minutes
Way to grill: direct high heat (450° to 550°F)
Grilling time: 2 to 4 minutes

Marinade

• 1/2 cup roughly chopped yellow onion
• 1 jalapeño chile pepper, roughly chopped
• 3 tablespoons white wine vinegar
• 2 tablespoons soy sauce
• 2 tablespoons canola oil
• 1/2 teaspoon Tabasco® sauce
• 1/2 teaspoon ground allspice
• 1/4 teaspoon granulated garlic
• 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
• 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
• 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg

Not Marinade

• 2 pounds extra-large shrimp (16/20 count), peeled and deveined
• 1 lime, cut into wedges

Foodenate those Bitches

1. In a food processor combine the marinade ingredients. If you don’t have an FP, you can use a blender. Blend until smooth.
2. Put the shrimp in a large, plastic resealable bag and pour in the marinade.
   Press out the air and seal the bag tightly. Shake (jerk) the bag to distribute the
   marinade and refrigerate for at least half an hour, but no more than one hour.
3. Remove the shrimp from the bag and ditch the marinade. Stick
   shrimp onto skewers through both the heads and tails. Grill over high
   heat until the shrimp are firm to the touch and just turning opaque in the
   center – this takes about 2 to 4 minutes, turning once. Place on a plates and stuff, squeeze a
   little lime juice over the shrimp, and serve those jerks warm.

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When your lunch box, or bag, starts to smell, you know you’ve had too many hamsandwiches without a proper cleaning. Do you you clean it though?

Your handy dandy Foodenators did some searching and found the best possible tips.

CLEAN: Place a paper towel dampened with white household vinegar inside. Leave overnight. In the morning, discard towel, then wash the bag or box and dry well. When it’s not in use, leave the lid open to air out.

MORON ALERT: Dispose of food scraps and wrappers as soon as possible, then use a napkin to wipe off the inside surface.

DISCUSS: How do you clean YOUR box?

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Sloppy José’s!!!

(that’s Mexican, for Sloppy Joe)

• 12 ounces fatty ground beef
• 1 small onion, chopped
• 3/4 tablespoon chili powder
• 1/2 of a 15-ounce can refried beans
• 1 (4.5 ounce) can diced green chilies
• 1/2 cup salsssssa
• 1/2 cup BEER
• 6 hamburger buns, split
• shredded cheese and lettuce – for serving
• extra beers

Heat skillet on medium-high heat with some oil. Brown ground beef in skillet, stirring in onions halfway through. Cook, stirring, until no pink is left in the meat, for about 8 to 10 minutes. Drain fat from beef.

Use a rubber to scrape half of the refried beans (about 3/4 cup) and all the chilies into the skillet. Add the salsa and beer (chug the remaining); mix it up, bitches!

Cook until mixture is bubbly and sexy, stirring occasionally – add the chili powder. Turn the burner to low low low heat, and continue to cook about 10 to 15 minutes longer, until the slop is thick.Spoon the meat mixture into your hot, sweet buns. Top with lots of cheese, lettuce, and/or sour cream. Serve fast. Real Fast. This recipe can feed 6 normal people, or 2 really fat people.

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