Cadbury Eggs vs Chicken Eggs

Written by on March 29th, 2010 · 10,144 views

Decisions, Decisions…every year at this time when entering the kitchen, we must decide between eating a real egg or a cadbury egg. Choosing the real egg might seem like an easy choice for a health nut, but let’s examine the facts.

First, the Cadbury egg requires no preparation. All that needs to be done to eat the egg is peel off the foil. Second, once you can get past the outer chocolate shell the inside of the egg is actually the same color and you don’t have to worry about un-edible shells or those gross white particles that sometimes float in raw eggs. With the chocolate shell the carbohydrates in chocolate raise serotonin levels in the brain, resulting in a sense of well-being.  Finally, you won’t be at risk for salmonella with the Cadbury egg and your sweet cravings will be cured for a good 24 hours.

If you choose the chicken egg, beware! Consuming raw eggs is unhealthy for individuals and will raise cholesterol, especially in men. Also, if you choose to cook the egg, it will be at least an 8 minute process. You will have to start with breaking the egg into a separate container, then cooking it to your liking in a pan. Then you will have to wash all the dishes that you made eating the egg.

Foodenator Staff suggests choosing the Cadbury Egg 9 times out of 10 over the Chicken Egg

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ihatethissite said

March 29, 2010 @ 3:31 pm

New Foodenator: Cadbury Eggs vs Chicken Eggs

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ihatethissite said

March 29, 2010 @ 3:39 pm

Should you eat a chicken egg or a cadbury egg? Find out now

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George said

March 29, 2010 @ 3:42 pm

You are soooo right! Cadbury eggs wayyyy better than chickn

oneOh said

March 29, 2010 @ 3:45 pm

GREAT comparison, i used to eat eggs for breakfast, but now cadbury eggs just seem like a better and quicker option

i found a site you can buy in bulk! 48 cadbury eggs!

ihatethissite said

March 29, 2010 @ 3:46 pm

#Easter – Should you eat a chicken egg or a cadbury egg? Find out now

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funkyfatfart said

March 30, 2010 @ 10:33 am

i like MINI EGGS wqhat aminam is that from

re-animator said

April 20, 2011 @ 12:49 pm

THIS is a conundrum! i like both eggs, chicken for breakfast, cadbury for dinner. wow, i can’t pick just one, noooo way

I said

April 21, 2011 @ 10:39 am

That is one GREAT still-shot of the cadbury egg. It really captures its essence. Makes me actually want to eat a real egg.

funnybucker said

April 25, 2011 @ 12:16 pm

NOTE to ALL users. DO NOT SCRAMBLE a Cadbury Creme Egg. I’m pretty sure when I tried that I unleashed the devil himself – it was like a pyrotechnic show from flippin hell. I got knocked to the floor, I think from the Devil or at least the rabbit from Donny Darko, hard to say, but it scared the shitballs out of me.

tom said

January 16, 2012 @ 1:31 am

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March 28, 2013 @ 11:38 pm

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