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Tasty Celebrity Chefs – Giada DeLaurentis

GirlWonder — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 02:19:51 +0000

Burning questions!!! Would you hit it? We used to think, hey, she’s kinda hot – Giada gets the Foodenator Tramp Stamp of Approval. Then we found these images of her cavernous cleavage. The tables have turned – Giada DeLaurentis, congratulations – you have been upgraded to Foodenator Fingerlicious!

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[noodle time] Pulling Noodles by Hand

onionrings — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 16:24:10 +0000

In this video we find out how to pull on your noodle. There are several “noodle pull” tricks you must know, however. They do not name them in the video but this is the list of them.

kung fu help

double hand magic

the “stranger”

chinese horn whistle thumb

sleeve of wizard

the “rainman” rolla

double fist long duck dong

sandwich of the hands

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The Perfect Omelette!!!! How to cook a French Omelette, by Julia Childs.

Jesus — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 15:28:35 +0000

required:

Hot fire

Mixing Bowl

Salt and Pepper

Eggs

Proper Omelette Pan

Butter

lots of Booze

No words can describe this magic. Follow the greatest chef of all time as she boozes her way through an omelette!!!!!!

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[Food Chooser] Iron Chef Yelling at Food Chooser!

onionrings — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:42:45 +0000

Ever wonder what you should cook? Listen to this screaming guy! We like to skip around in the video and pick 3 of his top screams. Like “HAMBURGER” “CHEESE” “ARCTIC CHAR” and come up with a dish.

You try now!

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[Questions Answered] Can attractive women be good cooks?

willywanka — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 16:59:00 +0000

Byron M, Foodenate Reader: I heard on CNN that hot babes cannot cook – that they are only able to do certain things well in certain rooms – and kitchen things are not one. IS THIS TRUE? People said my mom was hot and I liked her food. Does that mean I grew up eating bad food? Or were my friends r’tarded? Cause if I don’t know food I think it will really hurt my chances with the ladies. I am kind of scared, please tell me the answer soon.

Marcello C, Foodenate Sous Chef: Dear reader, don’t believe everything you hear on the news. I’m a sous chef at a very prominent ristorante in Boston. Let me tell you, there are some scorching hot babes in my line of work. Not just the hostesses, either. Sous chefs, line cooks, and yes, even the chefs! I’ve nailed a few from every variety (food service is a good profession if you want to get.. lucky), so i KNOW from experience. In fact, models often find themselves outdated by the age of 23, so they move into the food business.

For instance, check out Padma:

Or this English bird, makin eggs. She was a model. At some point.

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Moose Dropping Cookies

cnoonz — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:17:44 +0000

In honor of Sara Palin’s new post as a Fox News correspondant, the staff at foodenator has decided to post her favorite cookie recipe. When Sara isn’t out shooting these big clumsy animals to mount on her wall, she is at home baking moose dropping cookies for her children.

Ingredients:
2 sticks of butter
3/4 cup brown sugar
3/4 cup white sugar
2 eggs
1 tsp vanilla
2 cups flour
1/2 tsp salt
1 tsp baking soda
3 cups oatmeal
1 cup choped walnuts
2 cups chocolate chips

Instructions:
Mix all together, drop by 1/4 cup portions on a greased cookie sheet. Bake at 325 degrees for 20 minutes

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[Thanksgiving tips] Possibly the world’s greatest “how to cook a turkey” video. Ever. Best. Dimebag that peppa.

Jesus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:37:20 +0000

Did you know that Coolio is a masterful chef??

Punks:

love how the other dude goes huh? after coolio says all eight of them

omfg im fuckin crying im laughing so hard!!
K3MON BRING YO ASS 2 THA TABL3!,SHIAN3 BRING YO ASS 2 THA TABL3!
SHAKAZULU MUTHAFUCKA!!!

lmao best comment here goes… i like what ur doing with this cooking series its full of common related jokes and nice laughs ur doing coolie keep up the good work.

All I could win is a fucking autographed BELL PEPPER?! Fuck you Coolio!!!!
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[How To] Make Primordial Soup – courtesy of Julia!

MississippiStyleVanillaSweetcheeks — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:19:43 +0000

I personally cannot wait to eat the hell out of this new world.

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Ted Kennedy Lobster Salad

cnoonz — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:55:14 +0000

Today, in honor of the late Senator Kennedy, the Foodenator.com staff has posted a recipe for Lobser Salad…a New England tradition.

6 ears corn
4 lbs. lobster meat, cooked, cut into bite-size pieces
2 tomato, large, peeled and seeded
2 avocado, peeled, cubed
1 tablespoon mayonnaise
2 tablespoons milk (or light cream)
1/2 cup fresh dill, chopped
salt and pepper

Cook the corn and then scrape off the kernels over a bowl and set aside.

Put the tomatoes, avocado and corn into a bowl and add the lobster meat and toss gently.

In a small bowl, combine the mayonnaise, with the milk and mix until smooth.

Sprinkle the lobster mixture with dill, salt and pepper, then add the mayonnaise mixture and stir briefly so the sauce barely holds the rest of the ingredients together.

Cover and refrigerate for a few hours before serving.

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Orange Creamsicle

cnoonz — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:38:28 +0000

This drink is perfect for a hot summer night when the left over pabst blue ribbon from last weekend in your refrigerator will just not do the trick.

1 bottle of Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum

1 Bottle of Orange Juice

1 can of Sprite

Fill your cup with ice and add 2 shots of Captain Morgan. Next fill the glass about 3/4 of the way with orange juice and finish the glass off with sprite. Stire & Enjoy!

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