One of our researchers also notes that “mayo has an incredibly high level of vitamins” which may, or may not be true. But hey, we still got to spread it all over this intern’s face to see what happened!

Now, back to the recipe stuff. We all know how difficult it can be to whip up your own mayo. Sometimes its too creamy, sometimes its too curdled, and sometimes it just flies all over the room and sticks to the walls and stuff. Nasty. Just, nasty. We found a guide, however, to make the task easier. Spoiler alert: They use a hand blender.

This article really breaks it down.. here’s the VIDEO FOOTAGE of this hot action.

Now, go on, make some mayo.

Comment!?

• now thats the real mans way to cook – azza7717

• sweet ride! - alogli

• @Sawchuk9 Shut the fuck up, faggot. Epic Meal Time is a show for cockloving dicktards. - Jallandhara

• jeremy clarkson tried and failed. gordon ramsey hates it - @d2cky
• EpicMealTime isn’t really about teaching people how to cook though. - Sawchuk9 7 hours ago

You try now!

Pizza consumption has seen explosive increases worldwide since the 1970s. Until recently, that is. In 2004, the World Health Organization (WHO) saw a dramatic downturn in overall pizza sales growth, and since 2007 sales have actually been decreasing. What is behind this dramatic change? Some blame the liberal media’s obesity epidemic claims, others blame the influx of new franchises in abandoned Pizza Hut buildings, such as Chutney Hut. Foodenator’s own studies found quite another cause, however. In scientific polling, we found that people had simply grown bored with the “standard” pizza toppings. Working with grassroots and paramilitary groups, Foodenator activists began trying to stymie the pizza sales downturn by marketing new toppings: Buffalo Chicken, Pesto, and Margherita style pizzas. But this only slowed the bleeding. Fortunately, Pineappleope Research and Development teams got an early look at the data and were able to begin research on the next “Killer Topping” in the pizza world: fire. Later this summer, fire based toppings will begin to be offered alongside pepperoni and nutmeg at Bertucci’s and Dominos, and we expect fire-based toppings to be picked up independent pizza parlors across the world. PAO R&D shares went up an amazing 111 points this quarter, with further trading expecting it to cause a stock split and make investors jump up and down.

PAO R&D Senior Vice President Anthony Crabcarrier made the following statement outside of Pineappleope world headquarters yesterday: “Fire based toppings should be able to raise pizza sales and foster continued growth in the industry. But we don’t intend to stop there. We are busy working on frozen variations of the Flaming Pizza for sale in supermarkets. But we aren’t focusing just on pizza. We are also seeing promising data from our tests of new Fire Jimmies, which might be able to foster the same type of growth in the stagnant soft-serve sector.” Mr. Crabcarrier went on to caution that due to rigorous FDA regulations, it might be more than a year before these new products can hit the market. So don’t go crazy buying up Dairy Queen stock just yet.

What is a Sonoran Hot Dog?


Subject 1 (Group A): One Sonoran Style Hot Dog, uno Coca Cola hecho en mexico, and an order of Flan with Flan Juice to wash it down.
Subject 2 (Group A): Sammy Dog and Horchata
Subject 3 (Group B): Pollo Tacos
Subject 4 (Group B): Carne Asada Carmelos, Flan with Flan Nectar, and Jarritos.


Food results: Sonoran Hot Dogs are delicious!
Therapeutic results: After dining, no incidence of earlobe cancer was found in Group A. Group B did not develop any earlobe cancer related conditions, so we can safely conclude that there is no Second-Hand Sonoran Style cancer risks. What did we prove? That science is delicious!