Written by onionrings on October 23rd, 2009 · 170 views
After this tipoff from PAO food experts, Foodenator Editor in Chief went on a little hunt for the world’s nerdiest burger, aka, the Windows 7 Whopper. Yeah – 7 burgs, to celebrate a new Window on the World.
Peanut Gallery:
“I choked on my chicken”
“Meat. Its meat. My god, its meat.”
“NO onion rings?”
“Needs more mayo. Those Japanese don’t know what they are doing”
Foodenator reporters reported that the latest victim of Japan’s recession is round, sweet and famous for being shockingly expensive. The Yubari, the sensual melons that are considered an aphrodisiac to the Japanese people.
The first two Yubari melons of the season were auctioned Friday in northern Japan and fetched $5,200. $5,200 can buy you tons better stuff, you say? Well, there is nothing better than a fresh Yubari, the “world’s swankiest melon.”