[Review Time] Clif Mojo Trail Mix Bar – Peanut Butter Pretzel and Mixed Nuts
Written by onionrings on September 2nd, 2009 · 8,245 views
Peanut Butter Pretzel is never a bad combo
Today on Foodenator, we review the Clif Mojo – Sweet and Salty Trail Mix Bar, in Peanut Butter Pretzel form. Clif Bars are widely known to be better tasting than Power Bars, but at the same time, less powerful. For unknown reasons, Clif branched out into the Mojo world, in which they combined “sweet and salty” flavors rather than their normal recipe of “sweet and kinda-gross”.
The bar itself is thinner, longer, and more slender. Nutrition wise, it does not appear to be up to snuff with the Clif Bar. Not quite as many vitamins and a bit more fat. It feels lighter too – “less brick-like” said one taster. It makes this writer fear that the Mojo will not be sufficient for a breakfast food. Upon tearing open the packaging, we were pleased visually. Little peanut butter chips, real pretzels, and a nice sugary shine, glistening under a florescent aura.

Real pretzel, and look at all those peanut butter chips!
First bite – GOOD. Very GOOD. Like.. really, good. Better than any Clif Bar, Power Bar, Luna Bar, and possibly better than every granola bar ever made. Except for Nature’s Valley Sweet and Salty Nut bars, those are really good. This borders candybar and healthybar like a Mexican in South Texas. Risky, and we can’t figure out which way its supposed to go.
Minutes later, the bar is gone. Its sustainability? Bad. Its too tasty, gets eaten too fast. Being light and crispy, sweet and salty, its hard to stop eating. Taste is good all the way through. No weird after taste. No soy detected, in fact – if it’s there, its hidden nicely.
This reviewer grants the Clif Mojo a solid 9 our of 10 fist pumps. Stay tuned for some live blog after effects!
UPDATE – 9/08/09
Clif Mojo Mixed Nuts just consumed. Tastes nuttier. More nuts are evident in this snack bar. Still pretzels, which is curious as pretzels are not nuts. Texture in this mobility activated mega high resolution food photo prove the evidence of nuts and pretzels together. Note, also, how there is a severely different texture and color compared to the Peanut Butter Pretzel above. Less peanut butteryness, we suspect, as there was no discussion of peanut butter on the wrappackaging.
A concerning fact about this Mixed Nuts bar, and possibly all Mojo bars, is the fact that it is only 70% organic!! You can see the proof in another high resolution photo. If 30% is not organic, does that mean its rocks and shit? The reviewer tasted no rocks, and did not break any teeth – so this is an investigation to be continued. Stay tuned for more information, as well as a Honey Roasted Peanut flavor review down the road.
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+ 50 minutes.
still hanging in there. waiting for lunch.
I gots to gets me a box of these, wheres sarah to take my order??
Will this satisfy my craving for a hamburger?
+ 2 hours.
Hungry again. Lunch time. The Mojo tided me over! Success!
+3.5 hours
No adverse affects to lunch.
@mmmmmm
NO. there is no meat in this product.
Would you recomend these as the only food you should bring on a hiking adventure in the mighty White Mountains?
JESUS. Yes, I think it is a safe bet, although the White Mountains are HELLACIOUS – you might not want to go there at all.
hmmm, no meat?? i only eat meat and flax seed – this wont do
Is that a pretzel rod stuck in that?
hells yes. wicked PISSAAAAAaa
UPDATE!!!!! More mojo, more info.
what mojo?? WHAT IS??? how
Does this come in pecan butter?
YES. I FOUND IT. but you have to find ME!!
I dont understand, how is it only 70 % natural? blows my mind
Almost a year has come and gone – i’ve actually grown 3 inches and lost 45 pounds, all thanks to CLIF BAR.
can i put mayo on this?
18 months DONE. i’ve never been stronger or more virulent. i can’t go to the bar without ladies touching my junk incessantly – MOJO changed my life.
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September 2, 2009 @ 10:02 am
+ 30 minutes.
Hunger is satisfied still, but not sure how much longer I will remain so. Thinking about food makes me hungry. Might need more food.