Simple and Delicious – A sloth taught me this recipe.
Written by MississippiStyleVanillaSweetcheeks on October 7th, 2010 · 569 views
Two of the best things to come from trees are almonds and bananas. The best thing to come from trees are Talking Three Toed Sloths. I had the good fortune of running into a well-groomed gentleman sloth named Devin at a shisha bar the other day, and he shared with me this delicious recipe.
Recipe:
Ingredients
1 medium handful of raw almonds
1 medium banana
Directions
Open the banana. Use a “well-made” banana and open it using the “normal” method, which leaves your hand making contact with the banana peel and allowing the banana innards to make contact with the imbibing orifice.
Insert a few almonds into said orifice.
Chew.
Taste.
Swallow.
Calories: About 210.
Awesomeness: Variable, for this reporter, a 9.8 out of 10!
Warning: This recipe may contain tree nuts, or ingredients processed in the same facility that handles tree nuts. If you have tree nut allergies, you may experience a reaction just reading this article, and this article should probably not be read.
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6 Comments »
will it blend?
Is the website called Blendernator? Get the hell off the block mr onion man.
Sweetcheeks my ass, that was downright insulting.
I don’t like to eat bananas in public because of their phallic nature. I am always afraid I’m giving people the wrong idea.
McSloth, I NO WUT U MEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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October 7, 2010 @ 10:39 am
MY NUT ALLERGY AINT GUNNA STOP ME FROM EATING TREE NUTS… or any nuts for that matter :O LOL!