[Snacks] Ass Kicker Cheez-its!

Written by onionrings on January 13th, 2010 · 130 views

Foodenator Labs, Inc, recently got their sticky fingers on an upcoming breakthrough snack from Nabisco. Code named “Ass Kickers” – the product is standard Cheez-Its infused with fresh cracked black pepper – a blend of Malabar and Tellicherry peppercorns. The spokesperson we talked to explains, “the beauty of the snack is not the pepper-cheese combination, its the salt-pepper combo that brings people back to their basic spice desire.”

Our food scientists were so excited about the new release that they came up with their own recipe. See below..

Ass Kicker Cheez-Its - pepper infused cheesey goodness!

Ass-Kicker Cheez-Its
Ingredients:

  • Cheez-Its snack crackers
  • Pepper

    Instructions:
    Place crackers on a plate or cutting board. Add pepper.

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    Listed under: Recipe, american, snack · Comments (3) »

    3 Comments »

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    stuartNo Gravatar said

    January 13, 2010 @ 12:28 pm

    Where can i buy your product?!?! these sound amzing to me

    2
    SneezyNo Gravatar said

    January 13, 2010 @ 12:32 pm

    WOW food scientists might be right these sound amazing. Not sure how to make them though. It seems like you are saying there is some combination of cheeze-its and pepper required for this recipe. Is this even remotely accurate? Do I need any baking powder or baking soda? What about egg-whites? What temperature should I preheat them too?

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    Frank PiazzaNo Gravatar said

    January 13, 2010 @ 12:44 pm

    Try dipping them into cottage cheese for a full meal.

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