[Sonoran Hot Dog] Mexican-Arizonan fusion food cures cancer!
Written by MississippiStyleVanillaSweetcheeks on May 16th, 2010 · 455 viewsWhile no clinical trials or scientific data yet exists, anecdotal evidence supports the theory that as little as one Sonoran Hot Dog can cause earlobe cancers to go into immediate and complete remission. Foodenator sent a team of Food Scientists down to Arizona to put the theory to the test. The team descended on El Quero Canelo at 5201 S. 12th Ave in Tucson, Arizona at 6:46pm. Two of the researchers ordered Sonoran Hot Dogs, while the control group ordered items off the non-weiner menu.
What is a Sonoran Hot Dog?
Subject 1 (Group A): One Sonoran Style Hot Dog, uno Coca Cola hecho en mexico, and an order of Flan with Flan Juice to wash it down.
Subject 2 (Group A): Sammy Dog and Horchata
Subject 3 (Group B): Pollo Tacos
Subject 4 (Group B): Carne Asada Carmelos, Flan with Flan Nectar, and Jarritos.
Food results: Sonoran Hot Dogs are delicious!
Therapeutic results: After dining, no incidence of earlobe cancer was found in Group A. Group B did not develop any earlobe cancer related conditions, so we can safely conclude that there is no Second-Hand Sonoran Style cancer risks. What did we prove? That science is delicious!
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Mmm this dogs look incredible . This may replace the double down as.the nations top sandwich
do they cure my uncontrollable weight gain?
I’d imagine you might die after eating that. Are you still breathing?
I’ve found they are best consumed in pairs. El Quero Canelo rules, BK drools.
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Are the hot dogs skinless ?? I only eat tube meat with no casing
@Damian – No they aren’t skinless you dickless skin bag. They are all 100% BEEF HOT DOGS meaning every dog has 100% of a cow in it. A little piece of the whole cow, in every dog if not in every bite. @Jason – I agree, best done in pairs. Subject #3 just tried to whip up a single and ended up back at the stove to make it a duece.
My sister said the one near her is good too and better than BK – She lives on CC between Grant and Speedway.
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May 16, 2010 @ 10:32 am
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