We reconstructed Jolie’s breakfast and have the following report. The clams were tasty and delicious, however there was a very fine grittiness to them that required ample amounts of Zazz to wash down. Eating the apple we once again could not find any seeds, which prompted us to look closely at the baby clams. They too were sexless! Is this androgyny due to sexual immaturity in the baby clams, or was it related to the clandestine neutering of fruit as in the apple. We may never know. But one thing was clear, while the Smoked Baby Clams were tasty, it was a strong flavor to have for breakfast, and if it weren’t for Angelina’s strong endorsement, we would probably prefer to have this meal alone, in our studio apartments, after 11pm, when we don’t have any girls over.

*** 1/2 (out of 10)